Unabomber Haikus ..................................... i have a vision but i am misunderstood do you like my beard? The rabbits taunt me like fed'ral jack-booted thugs. Kill the rabbits. Kill. The world was all mine For seventeen years, that is I hate my brother. The postman cometh "Oh, boy! A package for me!" Twisted hermit strikes. Montana:big sky No speed limit on highway Lousy bicycle I love the outside why do the rabbits hate me? next time it's their turn fun, easy going single, white Unabomber seeks same for love, laughs Ed McMahon of death: "You may already be a winner! Open now!" Bad Unabomber! Blowing people all to hell. Do you take requests? Farewell to tenure Sniping from the tower clock already been done Why can't I get this stupid computer to print? Time to buy some stamps. Should I comb my hair Or should I wear it matted Judge prefers it combed Remember when you Laughed at his fake fur parka? He remembers, too. "Open your present..." "No, you open your present..." Kaczinski Christmas Its circumstantial all that stuff in my cabin I found it all. Yeah. My Daddy said BANG When he taught me about sex. I misunderstood. Ted's fate worse than death: "You're assigned to prison shop. Make computer chips."