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TECHNO-CRASH
- The Early Days of Usenet Newsgroups
- Cyber Disorders [Left out of the DSM-IV]
- Oceania Has Always Been At War With Pedophilia
- La Boite Bleue
- Telecommunications Decency Act of 1996
- The Exon Song and other Greatest Hits
- Microsoft Vs. The Borg
- Adventure!
- Miscellaneous Unproductive Time
- Diary of an AOL User
- Novell Acquires Psychic Friends Network
- Business Week Offline
- Geekonics
- RGB Colour Listing
- Clues For Induhviduals
- Computer Illiteracy
- Microsoft Acquires Higher Source
- Are You an Internet Junkie?
- What To Do With Those AOL Disks!
- How To Unsubscribe
- CTHEORY: Theory, Technology, Culture
- Tech Tales
PARANOIA AND CONSPIRACY
- Exercise in Paranoia: The Morgan Affair
- The Pin Prick Plot
- Paul Is Dead
- Leo Taxil Demonstrates THE BIG LIE
- "We're ALL FBI Agents"
- Dead Bunnies
- Lincoln and JFK
- Doublespeak
- Disinformation
- When I'm An Evil Overlord...
- Mind Control Forum
- Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT
- U.S. Government E-Mail Addresses
- If Men Could Menstruate
- "Decay Today" by Carlos May
- How Specs Live Forever
- Change: A Hard Pill To Swallow
- Little Red Riding Hood, 1997
- Project Vote Smart
- U.S. National Debt Clock
- Reflections on America by Jacques Maritain
- McSpotlight
- Adbusters
INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS
- How to Get Rid of a Roommate
- "The Adam & Eve Diaries" by Mark Twain
- Scott Adams on the Impact of a Kind Word
- The Fascinating Womanhood Way...
- Miss Manners on E-Mail
- The Five Questions
- Trying Out for the CIA
- Penthouse Forum (over 18 only, please!)
- "How I Met My Wife" by Jack Winter
- Cleanliness Is Next To...
- Does Not Play Well With Others
- The Guy Test
- Real Life Cybersex (over 18 only, please!)
- 16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
- The Managed Caring Plan
- Understanding Sibling Rivalry
- Fun With Telemarketers
- How To Piss Off Other People
- Work Well With Others
ALIEN INTELLIGENCES
- Alien Autopsy: Faked or Fiction?
- "They're Made Out of Meat" by Terry Bisson
- Life On Jupiter
- The ID4 Intelligence Test
- Writing The X-Files
- Your Future In The Star Wars
- The Star Wars Songbook
- The X-Files' Invisible Ink by Michael Ventura
PERSONALITY
- Take the Keirsey Temperament Sorter
- A Freudian Analysis of "The Cat In The Hat"
- I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic...
- Schubert's Productivity
- "The Thinking Man's Minefield"
- Dolphin Experiments
- HorrorScopes
- Top 16 Signs Your Inner Child Is Unhappy
- Thought Addiction
- "Hindsight" by Guy Kawasaki
- The Procrastinator's Creed
- Make Money Fast With Skeptical Thinking
SURREALITY AND BREAKDOWN
- UNIX Paradigm Shift Manual Pages
- The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
- Piercing Mildred
- ADD Medley
- A Frequency Only Dolts Can Hear
- Disney Takes On The Classics
- "Tip-Top Starlets" by Garry Trudeau
- Macarena Translated
- Fixing The Forest
- Rap Translated
- "Heroine Barbarian"
- Bert is Evil!
- People Eating Tasty Animals
RELIGION
- From "Psychoanalysis and Religion" by Erich Fromm
- Satan in the U.S.A.
- The Second Coming: Jesus/Elvis
- "Desiderata" by Max Ehrmann
- "Yes, Virginia..."
- Cosmic Rapture 2000
- The Cult Construction Kit
- Chicago Methodist Church
THE BRAIN
- How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up
- FDA Bans HC-12!
- Mental Health Disorders Fact Guide
- Homogenetics
- Ecstasy
- Brains on Your Grocer's Shelf
- Trombone Lobotomy
- Nazi Brain Jars
- The Brain In Your Stomach
- Abuse May Alter Hippocampus
- The People With Holes In Their Heads
- Finding Your Brain's Joy Spot
- Beware Brain Burnout!
OBSESSION AND ART
- Martha Stewart's Calendar
- Beatrix Potter Boiled Peter Rabbit
ANXIETY TIMES
- Killer Diseases
- Wood Pulp
- Unabomber Haikus
- The Memory Hole
- Chupacabras
- Going Postal
- Advice For Bank Robbers
- Dear Hindenburg Announcer Guy
- Anime Lessons For Life
- Icky ER Stories
- Dave's Web of Lies
- Hitchcock's Elevator Story
- Our Cruel Heritage
COFFEE AND YOU
- A Sponge Will Do (Where A Handkerchief Won't)
- A Muse, Immovable
- Umberto Eco's Coffeepot From Hell
- Caffeine Addict's Quiz
- Ghost Pot Dance