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TECHNO-CRASH
The Early Days of Usenet Newsgroups
Cyber Disorders [Left out of the DSM-IV]
Oceania Has Always Been At War With Pedophilia
La Boite Bleue
Telecommunications Decency Act of 1996
The Exon Song and other Greatest Hits
Microsoft Vs. The Borg
Adventure!
Miscellaneous Unproductive Time
Diary of an AOL User
Novell Acquires Psychic Friends Network
Business Week Offline
Geekonics
RGB Colour Listing
Clues For Induhviduals
Computer Illiteracy
Microsoft Acquires Higher Source
Are You an Internet Junkie?
What To Do With Those AOL Disks!
How To Unsubscribe
CTHEORY: Theory, Technology, Culture
Tech Tales
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PARANOIA AND CONSPIRACY
Exercise in Paranoia: The Morgan Affair
The Pin Prick Plot
Paul Is Dead
Leo Taxil Demonstrates THE BIG LIE
"We're ALL FBI Agents"
Dead Bunnies
Lincoln and JFK
Doublespeak
Disinformation
When I'm An Evil Overlord...
Mind Control Forum
Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT
U.S. Government E-Mail Addresses
If Men Could Menstruate
"Decay Today" by Carlos May
How Specs Live Forever
Change: A Hard Pill To Swallow
Little Red Riding Hood, 1997
Project Vote Smart
U.S. National Debt Clock
Reflections on America by Jacques Maritain
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McSpotlight
Adbusters
INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS
How to Get Rid of a Roommate
"The Adam & Eve Diaries" by Mark Twain
Scott Adams on the Impact of a Kind Word
The Fascinating Womanhood Way...
Miss Manners on E-Mail
The Five Questions
Trying Out for the CIA
Penthouse Forum (over 18 only, please!)
"How I Met My Wife" by Jack Winter
Cleanliness Is Next To...
Does Not Play Well With Others
The Guy Test
Real Life Cybersex (over 18 only, please!)
16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
The Managed Caring Plan
Understanding Sibling Rivalry
Fun With Telemarketers
How To Piss Off Other People
Work Well With Others
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ALIEN INTELLIGENCES
Alien Autopsy: Faked or Fiction?
"They're Made Out of Meat" by Terry Bisson
Life On Jupiter
The ID4 Intelligence Test
Writing The X-Files
Your Future In The Star Wars
The Star Wars Songbook
The X-Files' Invisible Ink by Michael Ventura
PERSONALITY
Take the Keirsey Temperament Sorter
A Freudian Analysis of "The Cat In The Hat"
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic...
Schubert's Productivity
"The Thinking Man's Minefield"
Dolphin Experiments
HorrorScopes
Top 16 Signs Your Inner Child Is Unhappy
Thought Addiction
"Hindsight" by Guy Kawasaki
The Procrastinator's Creed
Make Money Fast With Skeptical Thinking
SURREALITY AND BREAKDOWN
UNIX Paradigm Shift Manual Pages
The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Piercing Mildred
ADD Medley
A Frequency Only Dolts Can Hear
Disney Takes On The Classics
"Tip-Top Starlets" by Garry Trudeau
Macarena Translated
Fixing The Forest
Rap Translated
"Heroine Barbarian"
Bert is Evil!
People Eating Tasty Animals
RELIGION
From "Psychoanalysis and Religion" by Erich Fromm
Satan in the U.S.A.
The Second Coming: Jesus/Elvis
"Desiderata" by Max Ehrmann
"Yes, Virginia..."
Cosmic Rapture 2000
The Cult Construction Kit
Chicago Methodist Church
THE BRAIN
How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up
FDA Bans HC-12!
Mental Health Disorders Fact Guide
Homogenetics
Ecstasy
Brains on Your Grocer's Shelf
Trombone Lobotomy
Nazi Brain Jars
The Brain In Your Stomach
Abuse May Alter Hippocampus
The People With Holes In Their Heads
Finding Your Brain's Joy Spot
Beware Brain Burnout!
OBSESSION AND ART
Martha Stewart's Calendar
Beatrix Potter Boiled Peter Rabbit
ANXIETY TIMES
Killer Diseases
Wood Pulp
Unabomber Haikus
The Memory Hole
Chupacabras
Going Postal
Advice For Bank Robbers
Dear Hindenburg Announcer Guy
Anime Lessons For Life
Icky ER Stories
Dave's Web of Lies
Hitchcock's Elevator Story
Our Cruel Heritage
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COFFEE AND YOU
A Sponge Will Do (Where A Handkerchief Won't)
A Muse, Immovable
Umberto Eco's Coffeepot From Hell
Caffeine Addict's Quiz
Ghost Pot Dance
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